Official Home of Chuck Roy 
Stand-up Comedian
Jokes
I wrote these jokes on a flight from Denver to a gig in West Palm Beach.
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Q. How do you know a TSA Worker has been promoted to Supervisor?
A. Their uniform is a 4XL.
Q. How many Fat TSA workers does it take to eat a turkey sandwich?
A. Hey! Where’s my turkey sandwich!
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Q. Why was the Fat TSA Worker standing alone?
A. He ate his co-worker.
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Q. How do you smuggle drugs past a Fat TSA Worker?A. Hide them in your bag.
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Q. How do you confuse a Fat TSA Worker?A. Speak clearly.
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Q. How do you hide $100 from a TSA Worker?A. Put it on a treadmill. OR A. Hide it with your drugs.
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Q. Why do TSA Workers travel in packs?A. Gravity.
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Q. What’s the hardest thing TSA Workers do for work?A. Get out of bed.
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Q. Why did the TSA Worker cross the road?A. To get lunch.
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